What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?