Why are baseball players so good at math?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?