What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?