What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?