Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

How do hurricanes see?

How do you make a cow float?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?