Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
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