Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

When does a horse talk?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?