How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why was the bud so shy?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where do pigs love to take naps?