Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
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