Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Which animals make the best football players?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What's the most athletic footwear?
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