How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What's the most determined bird?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What do you call a hike across the universe?