Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
Where do books sleep?
Why is furniture so generous?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
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