Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

If you need help building an ark..

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?