What did Santa bring to the potluck?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What day is your mom always right?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?