What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?