What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do fairies always drink?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why is a computer so smart?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?