What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What shape has a knighthood?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?