Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
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