Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why do cows wear bells?

What kind of books do boats write?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why don't fish play basketball?