Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a fly without wings?
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