What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

How do animals blend into the desert?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

I like telling Dad jokes.