What do you call a hike across the universe?
A star trek.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
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