What do you call a hike across the universe?
A star trek.
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
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