What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

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What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What's a cat's favorite color?