Why are books always so angry?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What color are all the books in the library?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?