What school subject really rocks?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What do you give a sick lemon?