Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why did the barber win the race?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?