What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What's the opposite of irony?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?