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What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?