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Why do baseball players always go to the park?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?