Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What did March say to the madness?