My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do fairies always drink?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?