Which Count makes the best pie crust?
The Count of Monte Crisco.
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What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Where do horses reside?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
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