Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What snacks always have the best tan?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?