What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you call a silly hill?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.