What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Which computer won the talent show?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?