Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why was the math book sad in winter?