What is an archer's favorite store?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What's the politest month?