How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What's E.T. short for?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Which animals make the most honest judges?