What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?