What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?