Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What day never takes itself seriously?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why was the musician arrested?