What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why do elephants have trunks?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What did March say to the madness?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

How does dinner smell?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?