Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?