What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Mufasa.
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Which animals make the best football players?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
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