Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
Why did the foal cough?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger KingĀ®?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Where does Pigletā¢ļø store all his money?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!