Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
If you need help building an ark..
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
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