What is a whale's favorite sport?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Families are like fudge.

Why do cats always get what they want?