Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where are average things manufactured?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Where do birds go to drink?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
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