What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?