What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

How do automobiles fly?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?