How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Which relative loves rice?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

When do mice play every day?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why was the math book sad?