What do stars celebrate in December?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What table can you never sit at?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What did the snake name his daughter?

How much money does a skunk have?