Why are computers so good at golf?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?