What did the golfer order at the bakery?
A donut hole-in-one.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a tired tree?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
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