What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?