What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?