What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?