What did the paper say to the pencil?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?