What's the opposite of irony?

Where was Noah born?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?