What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?