What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why are skeletons always hungry?