What does an attorney say when getting married?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Which singer could always break a five?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

How does a cow do math?

What did one plate say to the other?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did the sickly elevator say?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?