Why do librarians never make plans?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?