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What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why do math teachers love March?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?