Why is oxygen so wealthy?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

How do fleas travel?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Guitarists are so stressed out.