How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Where does water do all its banking?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
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