How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where are average things manufactured?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
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