How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do cats love to work?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!