Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
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Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
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What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why are goats so funny?
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What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you eat on July 5th?
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