Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
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What do you call a fly without wings?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
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