Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
What did the confused bee say?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
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