What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?