What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?