What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do you call a dog in space?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?