Where does a scientist wizard work?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

How does a cow do math?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?