Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What says: oom oom oom?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why is furniture so generous?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?