What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
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