Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why was the storm actually calm?