Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why do math teachers love hiking?