What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

I broke my finger!

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?