What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What did summer say to spring?

What tree has the most bark?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Are baby skunks cute?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?