What is a sheep's favorite game?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?