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Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why can you never find the number nine?

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What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?