What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why are books always so angry?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What animal floats best?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?