Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?