What's the opposite of irony?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?