What did the painter say to the wall?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did autumn say to summer?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?