What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What does the sun drink out of?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why is grass so dangerous?
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