What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What animals make the best students?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?