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What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?