Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why do math teachers love March?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?