What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why don't fish play basketball?
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