What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?