What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What animal likes to party the most?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?