What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

People are so hard on car mechanics.