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What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

How does a witch play loud music?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?