What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
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