What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
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