Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What game do mice love to play?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What is a duck's favorite snack?