Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the computer run out of money?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's a dog's favorite city?
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