What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why do cubes make great referees?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why was the dog overweight?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?