What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Where do birds go to drink?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?