Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
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Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
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Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
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What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
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