What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Families are like fudge.

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do fish use for glasses?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?