How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
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