How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do insects learn at school?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
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