How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why do cows make great bakers?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What game do cows play at parties?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
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