What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?