What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?