Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What game do bats excel at?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?