What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What country has the most fish?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.