Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

How can you make 7 even?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What did summer say to spring?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?