What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

How do you cut the ocean in two?