If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What day do hands always go to church?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?