What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?