What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What condiment has wings?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?