What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Which computer won the talent show?