What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
What sound does a witch's car make?
What condiment has wings?
What game do cows play at parties?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What's the loudest sport?
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