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When should you start writing a book?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What are you studying in math?

Where do stars go to college?

What do you call a peanut in space?