What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Who do camels find most inspiring?