What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why are trees always so positive?
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