What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

A book just fell on my head.

What's the ocean's funniest animal?