What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!