What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
What do cows like to dance to?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
It's Crowded!
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What tea do footballers drink?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
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