What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
Where do hamsters come from?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
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