Why are all priests fit?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?