OK, that's enough fish puns.

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why are winter days great?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?